I remember back in middle school having some douche flash me an upside down "OK" sign under a table. I had no idea what the fuck he was doing, but as I looked up at his face, I remember a distinct smile, like he had just won a prize by getting me to look at … Continue reading The New Symbol of Hate
Game of Thrones has become the greatest television show in the history of television seemingly overnight. I'd heard about it over the years, mostly about how it contained a shit ton of sex, death and dragons (which would be an awesome band name). I never actually watched it until recently, and am currently only midway … Continue reading Game of Thrones: House of Inbred
Bartenders are the unsung heroes who don't get enough credit for the what they put up with. I'm not talking about the douchebags who refer to themselves as "mixologists" and scoff at anyone who just wants a beer instead of some concoction made with 8 different ingredients, most of which they've never heard of that … Continue reading Blame the Bartender
Normally physical violence really never is the answer, however there are certain situations where I think it's more than appropriate. Someone "spoiling" a movie or TV show, purposefully, should be one of them. Sure, if something has been out for a while, there should be a statue of limitations on spoiling something. If someone mentions … Continue reading Hitler would’ve loved to spoil movies
I've heard politicians tell a million lies, they usually always somehow get away with it with very little questioning or backlash, but this is probably the most egregious one I've ever heard. Governor Cuomo is claiming he's never watched an episode of The Simpsons. The show has been on 30 years, it's cemented in pop-culture … Continue reading The Simpsons take on New York
Enjoying life can be hard for some. The daily rigor of jobs, families, stress, not getting enough likes on an instagram post, money problems and anything else than can cause a momentary feeling of unhappiness and mild depression in the current world we live in today can be real tough to deal with at times. … Continue reading I’ll take a whiskey and hipster tears, please.
In an effort to make himself look like someone who cares, instead of just another mouth piece for whichever organization can line his pockets fastest, Governor Cuomo has decided to place a ban on plastic bags in New York beginning next year. Citing the amount of wasted bags taking up space in streets and landfills, … Continue reading Will Gov. Cuomo pick up my dog shit?